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December 23, 2004
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Cradle of Filth
Nymphetamine
(Roadrunner Records)

B+

Cradle of Filth

Website: www.cradleoffilth.com
Listening to Nymphetamine won’t win you any points with God but will probably get you a prime poker next to the beer fridge in hell. As a bonus, this disc is far more listenable than Midian and Damnation and a Day, previous offerings from this British black metal band. The corpses in Cradle seem more focused this time out, creating orchestral, gothic metal that is both livid and engaging. As theatrical and grandiose as these tracks get, there is a solid foundation of Metallica thrash running throughout, particularly on tracks such as Gilded Cunt (you’re going to hell). COF is certainly far more aggressive, hoarse and croaking than bands such as HIM and Marilyn Manson, but a connection exists — even if Ville Valo looks like a Catholic schoolgirl next to Dani Filth. Pick this up if you dare — from the Cradle to the brave.

Mike Warkentin
Erick Sermon (The Green Eyed Bandit)
Chilltown, New York
(Universal/ Motown Records)

B-

Erick Sermon (The Green Eyed Bandit)

Website: www.defsquadrecords.com
Erick Sermon’s got funk 4 days — and this latest release proves it. The Green Eyed Bandit has built his rep on supplying fans with the very best in hip hop music and, similar to Depeche Mode, Sermon has created his own music and never failed to please. Keeping this in mind, you can rest assured that his latest effort is some more of that explosive Brooklyn bomb shit. Chilltown, New York is filled to the brim with loads of neck-snapping production and set-your-ass-on-fire lyrics. If you are true and not some buster wannabe, you better pick this disc on up and then prepare to drop it like it’s hot. With tracks such as Wit Ee’s and the gully Future Thug, this fiery CD requires asbestos mittens for handling.

Horace Carrington
Exodus
Utada
(Island Records)

D

Exodus

Website: www.utada.com
How do you say crap in Japanese? With shabby lyrics such as “You’re easy breezy and I’m Japanesy,” Hikaru Utada’s latest disc could cause an exodus at your next party. The beats are mismatched with her voice, and her voice is mismatched with my ears. Born in Manhattan, Utada travelled from the U.S. to Tokyo frequently with her parents, both of whom are in the music business. At 11 Utada wrote and produced her first single, and by 13 she had released her first album. Since then the bilingual artist has continued to pump out discs in both English and Japanese. I can’t help but feel something has been lost in translation on tracks such as You Make Me Want to be a Man. Rap producer Timbaland remixes two tracks but the screechy voice remains. Exodus Utada’s North American debut and, if we’re lucky, her finale too.

Shannon Ander
Involver
Sasha
(Global Underground)

C-

Involver

Website: www.globalunderground.co.uk
Involver? Try revolver. Listening to this disc makes me want to shoot myself. I don’t care if Sasha is one of the biggest deejays in the world. Involver sucks. Apparently this disc didn’t make enough money the first time around so a re-release six months later was in order. Usually known for progressive house, the 35-year-old star slows things down… way down… almost to a crawl for this boring compilation. There are tracks from Spooky, Unkle and Ulrich Shnauss, but the only tune that doesn’t make me want to scratch my eyes out is Felix da Housecat’s Watching Cars Go By. On the flip side, the mixing is excellent. If you must play this CD, I suggest using it at the end of a party — it’s a great way to get people out of the house or into a coma.

Shannon Ander
MC Mario
Party Mix 2004
(Sony Music)

B

MC Mario

Website: www.mcmario.com
You don’t need to be a wine enthusiast to figure out cheese and wine pairings. Brie goes well with Champagne, and cheddar is a good match for a Cabernet. MC Mario’s cheesy dance mix will go with almost any alcoholic beverage, including my favorite: The 4L box of wine. Sure, my friends have already made fun of me for even giving this CD a chance, but hey, it’s fun and you don’t need to try and find out the meaning behind each song. Most of the tracks feature credible dance artists, but MC Mario always manages to sneak in a few tunes from artists that nobody’s heard of before. Play this disc while getting ready to go out, just don’t let your friends find out that you own it — they might steal it while you’re not looking.

Shannon Ander
Stéphane Pompougnac
Living on the Edge
(Isla del Sol)

B+

Stéphane Pompougnac
To most, living on the edge constitutes such activities as skydiving and bungee jumping. In France this must mean releasing a solo CD. Born in southwest France, Pompougnac made a name for himself in 1997 while spinning at the Hotel Costes café. The deejay’s sets were successful and eventually led to the release of the famous Hotel Costes lounge compilations. This disc, however, has both good and bad moments. Clumsy features R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe and sounds like a bad Postal Service track. Petit Pompoupou has a nice beat but is immediately skip-worthy when a giggling baby takes over the entire track. Yuck. Otherwise the disc is enjoyable, with PNC Aux Portes and One Soul Rising being likely candidates for future chill compilations. Including everything from classic jazz sounds to French rap, Pompougnac covers a range of styles that will have you dancing in your seat and enjoying another martini.

Shannon Ander
Rammstein
Reise, Reise
(Universal)

B-

Rammstein

Website: www.rammstein.com
Even if you don’t speak German, you can tell that most of the lyrics on Reise, Reise are crap (listen to Amerika for a prime example). All that aside, Rammstein’s words have never really done anything but add a creepy vibe and a lot of hard consonants that set the table so wicked industrial metal riffs can snap the legs off. And sometimes that happens here, but this disc also tends to plod at times, losing momentum on tracks such as Stein um Stein. Then there’s Morgenstern, which contains pretty solid bits of Du Hast — “Du, du bist...” All that aside, tracks such as the title cut and Mein Teil will satisfy with thrusting, detuned guitar grinding and massive choruses straight out an East German steel factory. Man, somebody really should tell these guys about German reunification — it’s OK to be a happy German now.

Mike Warkentin
Robyn Hitchcock
Spooked
(Yep Roc)

B+

Robyn Hitchcock

Website: www.YepRoc.com
Fiftysomething Cambridge, England, folk-rocker extraordinaire Robyn Hitchcock is the kind of artist who has built his career by way of making the unexpected expected. His latest release is, at first listen, a seemingly under-whelming set of morose ballads. The trick to ‘getting’ Hitchcock’s specialness is to listen closely. The 12 understated tracks that make up Spooked were created only at the hands of Hitchcock, producer/player David Rawlings and Gillian Welch on guitars, vocals, bass and drums. Opening track Television sets the quirky and romantic tone of this record with its fairly overt portrayal of the boob tube as lover. We’re Gonna Live In The Trees is a curious, cutesy-pie tale of a couple of birds that are excited about their future above the fray. Thankfully, we still have folks such as Hitchcock around to remind us all that it really just doesn’t have to make sense to make sense.

Jeff Monk
The Hellacopters
Cream of the Crap! Collected Non-Album Works Volume Two
(Sweet Nothing/Psychout)

A

The Hellacopters

Website: www.hellacopters.com

Hellacopters fans are the luckiest in the world. Not only do they enjoy release after wonderful new release from the Swede Gawds of New Rawk but they get collections of almost all of the band’s rather unobtainable various-label rarities. If obscure B-sides and non-album tracks calm your nerdy collector side, then this new volume will be just what you need — the band’s entire career is overviewed in 22 hot tracks. It’s a given that any of the late-’90s tracks featuring original guitarist Dregen smoke with a touch more fury, and the connection to the band’s Swedish black metal past is fairly evident in his harsh six-string attack. Later-career tracks show the band moving forward and really getting on top of their current flavour.

Jeff Monk

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