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May 12, 2005
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Choke
Slow Fade Or: How I Learned To Question Infinity
(Smallman Records)

C+

Choke

Website: www.chokeonline.com

If I hear any more bands like Choke, I’m going to... well, I think you know. It’s not that Choke is a bad band. In fact, they’re a great band, and Slow Fade... is a good album despite the overly long title. It’s just that Choke sounds like a lot of the emo/hardcore bands that the kids eat up and which I just don’t get. While I love the ultra-technical, proggish component of the sound, as well as the quick, skilful time changes, there’s no crunch. Choke — and almost every other band in the ever-growing genre — seems to be afraid to really bust a riff. C’mon, make it hurt a bit. Let me know you can rock out. Choke have their heads in the clouds, serving up a mid-paced, whiny record that is so tired. This one’s for the kids.

Jared Story

Grave Digger
The Last Supper
(Nuclear Blast/PHD Canada)

C+

Grave Digger

Website: www.gravedigger.de

Zis German metal band has been up to evil for over 20 years now, and some consider the outfit to be one of the key groups in Eurometal. The Last Supper sees Grave Digger back at it, forsaking the concept album theme of 2003’s Rheingold and just putting out 12 muscular metal tracks. At times this disc is a god and at other times it’s a devil. Cuts such as Desert Rose, Hell to Pay and Soul Savior contain some of the best heavy-distortion thrash riffs in recent memory, but the songs are oddly unsatisfying as a whole. Grave Digger plays power metal and can’t be expected to ride a riff like the thrashers in Kreator, but these tracks are two-headed monsters of striking vitality and bloated listlessness. Someone should cut the sleeping head right off the beast and set these guys free.

Mike Warkentin

Nine Inch Nails
With Teeth
(Interscope)

B

Nine Inch Nails

Website: www.nin.com

With Teeth is only the fourth full album from Trent Reznor and co. since 1989, and the first he’s made sober. Unfortunately, it’s also a little less than amazing. In its entirety, this outing is just average when compared to the likes of Pretty Hate Machine or The Downward Spiral. For the most part, With Teeth is dark, melodramatic and passionless, though there are a few exceptions. Debut single The Hand that Feeds showcases Reznor’s ability to mix techno into a raw, passionate metal groove. Only captures the feel of classic NIN with its danceable grooves, aggressive message and no-bullshit approach to life. Overall though, With Teeth sounds like Reznor was depressed and lacking vitality while making it; it lacks creativity and originality. To be fair, you have to be in the right mood to listen to NIN and With Teeth. I have no doubt the disc will grow on you.

Charlene Plezia

Various Artists
Come to the Mountain: Old Time Music for Modern Times
(Rounder Records)

B

Come to the Mountain: Old Time Music for Modern Times

Various Artists
Mountain Journey: Stars of Old Time Music
(Rounder Records)

B

Mountain Journey: Stars of Old Time Music

Website: www.rounder.com

This interchangeable companion set gleaned from the huge Rounder Records back catalogue cobbles together a wide array of like-minded players all resting comfortably under the tin roof of ‘old-time music.’ Both sets are over 20 tracks deep and bring to the table some fine examples of the American roots music style that pre-dated — and some say directly influenced — bluegrass music. The albums are replete with haunting story songs of personal and familial tragedy and pain, as well as sprightly dance-party numbers designed to ignite the hardwood floors. Tony Trischka, Corey Harris and Allison Krauss are just a few of the more recognizable names on the Modern set, while Mike Seeger, Hazel Dickens and Doc Watson appear on the Stars set. A collectable set aimed at aficionados of the style.

Jeff Monk
Hammerfall
Chapter V: Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken
(Nuclear Blast/PHD Canada)

B+

Hammerfall

Website: www.hammerfall.net
People are always bitching that Hammerfall never changes its sound. Does Mick Jagger put up with this shit? Or Angus Young? Then when a band changes its style everyone screams “Sellout!” (see the debate surrounding the last In Flames release for an example). Well to the depths of Viking hell with all that. If you want the best in polished power metal, go straight to this Swedish quintet. Chapter V is the first studio release since 2002’s Crimson Thunder and follows the 2004 live album One Crimson Night. This latest effort shows that Joachim Cans et al. haven’t lost their horned helmets or misplaced their weapons — or sold out. You can sing along with the choruses, bang your head like a manic berserker, pillage a few villages and still have enough metal valour for the long sail home to the North. Hammer of Justice is great for smashing skulls and snapping bones, and Never Ever is best for when the time is right to bed your maiden or warrior. As an added bonus, Cronos from Venom makes an appearance on Knights of the 21st Century. This is by-the-numbers Eurometal, but it’s done wickedly well. Plus, Hammerfall always gets massive bonus points for its gnarly album covers. Just imagine asking the hammer-wielding dude on the cover of Chapter V about changing his style. Not so mouthy with a boot on your throat, are you?

Mike Warkentin

Jaga
What We Must
(Ninja Tune)

B-

Jaga

Website: www.ninjatune.net
Since its 1994 debut this 10-piece Norwegian band (formerly known as Jaga Jazzist) has been at the forefront of pop music in its home country. After months of writing tracks for this release, the group discarded material and started afresh, recording this instrumental disc in one day. Even without knowing this, Jaga’s latest feels like a long live recording — often too long. Stardust Hotel is like a dream filled with falling stars before a whiny, ’70s-influenced synthesizer riff interrupts the calm. Oslo Skyline offers a welcome break from the crazy jam-session feel. There are a couple of good tunes, but for the most part it feels like the players are out of control, trying to compete with each other. Not a bad disc to add to your collection for lazy days, but definitely not a must.

Shannon Ander
Terranova
Digital Tenderness
(Ministry of Sound)

C+

Terranova

Website: www.ministryofsound.de

There’s nothing tender about smashing your fist into a wall, and after the eighth track on Terranova’s new release you’ll likely feel like doing just that. There’s been a recent shuffle in members, but Terranova’s founder, Fetisch, is going strong. Along with Naudascher and Shapedmod, he collaborated with Jayney Klimek. Her annoying voice overpowers almost every track on the disc, and the vocals rival any cheesy trance banger. Klimek’s voice is least intrusive on The Real Thing and Das Plan, both of which will have even the most serious goth girls dancing. Falling Back in Time would be good for a zombie scene — it’s dead boring. If you’re into ’80s-influenced dirty electro, there are a few good tracks to be had, but there are too many lulls for this disc to stay in your player for more than a week.

Shannon Ander

Young Buck
Straight Outta Ca$hville
(G-Unit/Interscope)

B-

Young Buck

Website: www.young-buck.com

Young Buck? Don’t let the name fool you. This debut album from G-Unit crony David (Young Buck) Brown isn’t recommended listening for urban newbies or anyone suffering from a panic-related disorder. If you’re susceptible to anxiety attacks, paranoid delusions or epileptic seizures, then I’d suggest considering a more consumer-friendly alternative. Have you ever witnessed a hostage situation or a bank robbery in progress? Not many of us have; however, I’ll bet that after hearing a few of these intense and descriptive accounts you’ll be applying for police protection. Starting with the thuggish I’m a Soldier, this revealing self-portrait packs a wallop. You’d better come strapped like MC Eight before sampling this blistering diatribe — or risk cardiac arrest. Ya heard!

Horace Carrington

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