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May 19, 2005
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Andy Stochansky
100
(Linus)

B+

Andy Stochansky

Website: www.andystochansky.com

Andy’s latest silvery disc came about after 100 days of recording in Hollywood’s legendary Ocean Way Studio, thus the album’s title. Shine, sure to be the first single, is a gleaming piece of pop dripping with chiming guitars and a huge hook assuring us all the world will stop to watch us shine. Stochansky — who is still referenced by many as Ani DiFranco’s former drummer — is a talented songsmith with a flair for the perfect summer tune and a voice that hints at U2’s Bono. Best Years, America and Loud all rock the house, while Butterfly Song, That Summer and the stunning House of Gold showcase Andy’s softer side. As a bonus you get a second CD of previously released tunes including the romantic and heartbreaking 22 Steps. Watch for Andy Stochansky. He’s ready to break out of the pack and stand on his own.

Chris Brown

Cadeaux
Physical City
(Sound Document Recordings)

B+

Cadeaux

Website: www.cadeaux-band.com

A lot of bands have two singers. There’s the Wilson sisters going crazy on you. And then there’s Hall and Oates warbling about cannibalistic women. Vancouver’s Cadeaux has two female vocalists — a singer and a ‘voice.’ While one woman sings the other acts as an instrument, like a guitar or drums. Yes, the two do sing the same lyrics during some of the choruses, which makes them all the more powerful, but it’s the vocal sounds made the rest of the time that make this album so enjoyable. Try listening to just the vocals in the background — it’ll trip you out. The music itself is danceable post-punk, a genre that seems to be heavily exploited right now, but Cadeaux does it better than most, and with its two-is-better-than-one approach proves to be one of the best in the class.

Jared Story

Crystal Pistol
Crystal Pistol
(Sony)

C+

Crystal Pistol

Website: www.crystalpistol.com

Check your balls. Are they to the wall? Check your volume knob. Is it glued on 11? If you answered yes to both questions, Crystal Pistol is your new favourite band. AC/DC hasn’t released an album in a while, and Guns N’ Roses is for all purposes defunct, so you’re going to have to trust this Vancouver-based quintet to TCB in the realm of cock rock. That means songs about drugs and live performances featuring mascara and a lot of beer spewed all over the stage. If you caught these guys at the Pyramid in April, you know they can seriously rock a bar with songs such as Line it Up and Rockstar. Other tracks on this debut album are a little weak and lack the driving energy of the opening tunes, but if you drink enough beer, you won’t even notice.

Mike Warkentin

Roy Ayers
Virgin Ubiquity II: Unreleased Recordings 1976-1981
(BBE)

C

Roy Ayers

Website: www.bbemusic.com

There’s no denying the estimable effect of funk-jazz pioneer Roy Ayers on the current bevy of DJs using his boss breaks to underpin much of their better work. Ayers was there first, and by mixing his musical metaphors he practically spearheaded the movement that has since devolved into too many white guys famously spinning someone else’s records like they are actually doing something musically relevant. The period examined on this 13-tracker is a mixed bag. Remember that disco was in full flight during this period, and while Ayers could pull scintillating musical aces out of his trick bag of funk mojo, there’s no denying the fact that some of these tracks devolve into a familiar rhythm pattern that fully outlived its welcome a couple of decades ago. The dreck is balanced by an equal number of funky, soulful treats.

Jeff Monk
The Doers
Ready, Set… Do I Can Enjoy Almost Anything
(Red Cat Records)

A

The Doers

Website: www.thedoers.com
The Doers couldn’t afford to put out two EPs — so they put them both on the same CD. Ready, Set… Do is the first EP, made up of 12 acoustic gems that total less than 20 minutes. Nevertheless, you’ll be very impressed by this blitzkrieg of unplugged punk. The songs blend right into each other perfectly; in fact there’s even some overlap, as on The General and Uncle Sam & His Pals. Mike Watt of Minutemen fame is brought in for the second EP, I Can Enjoy Almost Anything. He lends his bass to five songs that are, for the most part, a little longer and a little mellower — which is a nice way to follow the rapid attack of the first EP. Two great chapters of well-conceived music prove these Doers are thinkers, too.

Jared Story

 

Unsane
Blood Run
(Relapse)

B

Unsane

Website: www.theunsane.com
Seminal New York noise-rock trio Unsane is back after disbanding back in 2000. Blood Run is the first album since 1998’s Occupational Hazard and sees the group continuing in its signature vein, laying thick, heavy grooves under ultra-distorted vocals. This is truly music for breaking things — which is cool — and tracks such as D Train, Release and Killing Time are solid, packed with guts and violence. Other tracks seem to grab a riff or lyric and drone on and on, lumbering rather than rocking. Songs like Got it Down almost seem like listless shoegazer metal, if such a strange genre indeed exists. Other cuts, like Make Them Prey, are full of howling, piercing distortion and prove why Unsane is considered one of the pioneers of noise rock. Put Blood Run in, then decide whether to stomp a Creed CD or an Alter Bridge disc — or both.

Mike Warkentin
Konono No.1
Congotronics
(Crammed Discs)

B

Konono No.1

Website: www.crammed.be

This premier release in the Congotronics series features the unlikely sounds of a conglomerate of players formed in the 1970s in the Congo. The ‘band’ consists chiefly of three thumb piano players (bass, medium, treble) using handmade microphones for amplification, and a score of percussionists use traditional instruments and makeshift ones fashioned from car parts, pots and pans. This music is as obscure and, frankly, as rocking as it gets. It’s all pumped through a dirty, jury-rigged, DIY amplification system, making the album sound like the soundtrack to a particularly frightening and loud voodoo throwdown. These sound of these former Bushmen evolved as they drifted into the slums of Kinshasa, and it is at once tribal and urban and exciting to hear as they build the tension of each song to near trance-inducing levels of excitement.

Jeff Monk

Len
The Diary of the Madmen
(Venus Records)

C+

Len

Website: www.venusrecords.com

Have trouble remembering this band’s name? It will be burned into your mind soon enough as the Toronto group takes turns screaming out “L, E, N” over 30 times throughout the disc. At least the name is short. Formed in 1991 by siblings Mark and Sharon, Len will forever be remembered for the perfect summer track, 1999’s Steal my Sunshine. After the huge success of its first album, the group went on tour and lived the rock star life. Things got out of control and they cut the tour short to regain focus. The Diary… is a compilation of the group’s unreleased work from the last few years. It’s a fun mix of pop, alternative music and rap. Who cares if the lyrics are crap? You’ll be too busy singing along while drinking your beer.

Shannon Ander

MU
Out of Breach
(Manchester’s Revenge)(Output Recordings Limited)

B

MU

Website: www.outputrecordings.com

Does it make sense? No. Is there talent? Maybe. Are there beats? Yes — and so this works in a Japanese-woman-screaming-her-head-off-in-broken-English kind of way. This crazy pop culture referencing duo is Maurice Fulton and Mutsumu Kanamori. They hate interviewers (Stop Bothering Michael Jackson), their previous record label (Tigerbastard), and people who hide tampons (Haters), among other things. The demented electro rhythms on this disc are as consistent as the faux barfing sounds on Throwing Up, and there really is no category for this music — it’s punk, dance, and comedy with a whole lot of screaming. The combo of pop culture references, liberal use of “you stupid bitch” and poor grammar is amusing, but as with MJ and Paris, the strange antics will probably get MU screwed in the end. Maybe that’s what they want...

Shannon Ander

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