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December 1, 2005
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MySpace Mixdownwww.ourmedia.org/node/67729 — Using the backing instrumentals from Kelis’ smash hit Milkshake, this hilarious remix takes aim at obsessed MySpace users who spend way too much time crafting witty profiles, endlessly posting comments on other pages and thinking they’re way cooler than everyone else on the massive social-networking site.

Radiohead Remixestinyurl.com/b2qm8 — This unofficial batch of Radiohead remixes, mashups and covers from hip hop producer Panzah Zandahz runs the gamut from a brilliant computerized version of Creep to a mediocre breakbeat-driven Everything in Its Wrong Place. While not every reworking is a home run, there are enough good tracks here to warrant a download or two.

Fight the Monsterwww.fightthemonster.com — Regina’s Fight the Monster has landed the coveted opening slot for Propagandhi’s first local show in over two years. The CD release for Potemkin City Limits will also feature performances from members of the Peanuts & Corn crew (Pip Skid, Gruf, John Smith and DJ Hunnicutt) and Wife. Fight the Monster has been uploading tracks each month as part of their 12 Months of Monster project, so you can hear what the band is all about before the appearance on Dec. 16 at the Ramada Conference and Entertainment Centre. The cover for October’s Fight the Monster EP was designed by former Regina native and Propagandhi bassist Todd Kowalski.

The Triple Tofu Tower www.goodiebag.tv/video/ttt.htm — This spoof is funny because the writer has managed to boil vegan frustration down to a one-minute mock commercial, but it’s also clever because he has things right on so many levels. While satirizing vegetarians has typically been left up to The Simpsons or Dilbert, Kirby Ferguson’s faux ad has to be one of the best things I’ve recently seen on the web.

Show & Sellwww.clarkhuot.com/477william/ — This collaborative project featuring custom-designed fashion, art and accessories is being billed as a place to shop for unique gifts, but it’s also an interesting experiment in grassroots commerce. Located in The Barbershop Gallery (which has been rotating shows every two weeks), Show & Sell features punk-inspired clothes by Dumb Chauffeur; one-of-a-kind T-shirt designs by Christian Procter (that are silk-screened by hand while you wait); retro, airline-inspired fashion from Edmond Huot and work from a bunch of other local artists. The project runs Saturdays in December at 477 William Ave., and it will be interesting to see how Winnipeggers react to this unique concept.

Paris Hilton’s Poseparisfacial.ytmnd.com — This montage of photos of Paris Hilton in the exact same pose is both creepy and captivating. The sequence recently had a room full of people at a party I was at totally mesmerized. Make sure your speakers are cranked all the way up when you view the site, and try to avoid looking into Hilton’s eyes. Side effects of viewing include the need to go shopping.

Dharma Secretsdharmasecrets.com — A dedicated group of fan sites have been tracking the ABC show Lost right from the first episodes of the popular program. The latest site to launch isn’t just focused on the organization that was conducting research on the island (as the name implies) but actually covers all aspects of the show.

Anthony Augustine is a freelance music and pop culture writer who spends way too much time in front of the computer. He also hosts a weekly two-hour electronic music program on CKUW 95.9 FM Got a site you think he should see? E-mail him at anthony.alloneword@gmail.com.
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