1. Best New Local Restaurant
1) Boon Burger Cafe
79 Sherbrook St., 415-1391
   
After moving into the cozy building on Sherbrook where Common Ground used to be, Boon Burger has quickly become one of Winnipeg’s favourite restaurants. It’s Canada’s first all-vegan burger cafe and it serves a wide variety of veggie burgers sure to please everyone — even the pickiest of carnivores. Best of all, the most expensive patties are only $7.75. If you’re feeling hungrier, you can add soup, salad or sesame-potato fries for only an extra $3. You certainly don’t have to break the bank to enjoy Boon’s delicious, healthy and cruelty-free menu items.

2) Segovia Tapas Bar & Restaurant
484 Stradbrook Ave., 946-5408

3) Deseo Bistro
48 Albert St., 284-4944


2. Best Breakfast
1) Stella’s
Several Winnipeg locations
   
De-lish brekkie made with fresh, home-grown goods and served by cheerful, hip(pie) staff. Oven-baked eggs, savoury ham, moist sticky buns, homemade jams, slow-cooked oatmeal, made-from-scratch breads and buttermilk pancakes, and a fair share of vegetarian options — all found under one roof. The simple setting of this popular Winnipeg hangout is all cute and cozytown. With summer on the way, Stella’s outdoor patio on Sherbrook is an idyllic spot to grab a bite at whatever time you decide to start your day — breakfast is served all-day long.

2) Cora’s
340 Provencher Blvd., 928-1204; 840 Waverley St., 928-1200

3) Black Sheep Diner
540 Ellice Avenue., 786-2822


3. Best Burger
1) Boon Burger Cafe
79 Sherbrook St., 415-1391
   
What’s your beef? Well, apparently, beef. With its 100% meatless menu, Boon Burger Cafe’s whopping win in this category is a super-sized surprise, but perhaps it shouldn’t be. Being vegan requires great care, consideration and courage — elements that easily could result in a better burger. With plant-based patties, freshly made ancient organic whole-grain buns, homemade mayo and gravy, and something called "bacun," Boon might just convert you to the skinny-side.

2) VJ’s Drive In
170 Main St., 943-2655

3) Daly Burgers
619 Corydon Ave., 269-3259; 1151 Pembina Hwy., 452-2807


4. Best Chinese
1) Spicy Noodle House
99 Osborne St., 287-2388
   
Located basement-level at 99 Osborne St., Spicy Noodle House is something of a hidden gem — but it’s not exactly a best-kept secret. From the delectable Lemon Chicken to the mouth-watering Szechuan Shrimp to the famed Spicy Peanut Noodle Soup, it’s common knowledge that this Osborne Village haunt serves up some of the best northern Chinese cuisine around. Combine delicious dishes with  fast, friendly service and reasonable prices, and you have yourself a dining experience that will leave a great taste in your mouth.
2) Kum Koon Garden
257 King St., 943-4655
3) 4 Seasons Chinese Food
35 Lakewood Blvd., 254-2221


6. Best Local Coffee Shop
The Fyxx
Several Winnipeg locations
   
Winnipeg’s downtown hipster inhabitants flock to The Fyxx’s two central locations like moths to a flame. There is something undeniably sexy about the muted colours and the relaxed indie-music aura given off — not to mention the generally attractive baristas (both male and female) employed to administer fine espresso blends, various foodstuffs and free wireless Internet. If all that doesn’t float your boat you can, at the very least, grab a bottled water and the latest issue of Uptown.

2) Tim Hortons
Several Winnipeg locations

3) Starbucks
Several Winnipeg locations


7. Best Greek
1) Nikos Restaurant
740 Corydon Ave., 478-1144
   
Like most Greek places, Nikos’ menu runs from full-on ethnic dishes to North American burgers and fries. Best bets are the excellent souvlaki and roast chicken dishes, though a friend of ours swears by, and orders nothing but, the gyros. Whatever your taste, Nikos is a bustling, fun family restaurant that’s not too expensive and which offers plenty of people-watching opportunity.

2) Homer’s
520 Ellice Ave., 788-4858

3) Kristina’s On Corydon
761 Corydon Ave., 453-1241


8. Best Ice Cream/Gelato
1) Bridge Drive-In
766 Jubilee Ave., 475-6850
   
Once the snow melts, you can bet BDI will have a line around the block. Winnipeg’s fave place for cold treats offers 11 flavours of soft-serve ice cream, which you can enjoy in a variety of tasty combinations. The Goog is an upside-down blueberry shake with bananas, hot fudge and whipped cream. Or try the Sleeping Beauty — a sundae served in half a pineapple. After you’ve ordered, take your treats with you and enjoy a walk across the pedestrian bridge. The ice cream and location is what has made BDI a summertime institution.

2) Nucci’s Gelati
643 Corydon Ave., 475-8765

3) Eva’s Gelato
101-1001 Corydon Ave., 452-3827


9. Best Indian/South Asian
1) East India Company
349 York Ave., 947-3097
   
East India Company has by far the most extensive buffet in town. Its 20-entree buffet is a beyond-tasty call to excess, loaded with exotic spices and mouth-watering flavours. The delectably fine fare offered in both the buffet and off the regular menu — hello, butter chicken! — calls for serious overindulging (read: stretchy pants and a few five-minute breaks).

2) Charisma of India
83 Sherbrook St., 222-7878

3) Clay Oven
1825 Inkster Blvd., 942-2529; 1600 Kenaston Blvd. #240, 888-2529


10. Best Italian
1) Mona Lisa Ristorante Italiano
1697 Corydon Ave., 488-3684
   
All in the family at Mona Lisa. Less Meathead and more meatballs, Giuseppe (Joe) and Alfina Grande have been serving up authentic southern Italian cuisine for over a quarter century. An incredibly close-knit cast, cousin Chef Angelo prepares the food, uncle Franco assigns the wine, mamma Angelina is on gelati and daughters Giuliana, Elena and Angelina greet you at the door. The famiglia specializes in homemade pasta, sauces, the nicely spiced Calabrese sausage and pizza which, like the restaurant’s namesake, is a work of art.

2) Paradise
662 Leila Ave., 338-4659; 789 Portage Ave., 772-2539

3) Santa Lucia Pizza
Several Winnipeg locations


11. Best Japanese/Sushi
1) Wasabi
Several Winnipeg locations
   
When it comes to Japanese/sushi restaurants in the ’Peg, Wasabi is tops. Renowned for its hip, urban atmosphere and its selection of unique, creative rolls — which are, of course, expertly prepared and beautifully plated — Wasabi provides an incomparable dining experience at all three of its locations: the sleek and modern Wasabi Sabi on Taylor Avenue, the relaxed Wasabi Sushi Bistro on Osborne Street and the eternally chic Wasabi on Broadway.

2) Meiji Sushi
454 River Ave., 284-3996

3) Sushi Ya
659 Corydon Ave., 452-3916


12. Best Mexican
1) Carlos & Murphy’s
129 Osborne St., 284-3510
   
Is there anything better than a big mess of cheesy nachos and an ice-cold, limed-spiked Corona to wash them down? This cozy Mexican restaurant in the heart of Osborne Village has been satisfying Winnipeggers’ cravings for enchiladas, tacos, burritos, chimichangas and, yes, nachos, for years. (We hear the wings are muy bueno, too.) For a guaranteed warm-weather good time, make sure to snag a table on the wooden deck, conveniently located next to a high-traffic cut-through path so you can watch for friends to invite over for the next round.

2) Burrito Del Rio Taqueria
433 River Ave., 415-5600

3) Casa Burrito
104 - 520 Portage Ave., 774-2272


13. Best Pizza
Santa Lucia
Several Winnipeg locations
   
It has been foreseen in the Bible that Santa Lucia will hold strong its status of Winnipeg’s Best Pizza up until the predicted judgement day of May 21, 2011. Just kidding. Santa Lucia has been a mainstay of the Winnipeg pizza community since 1974, and this is (at least) its fourth consecutive win in this category. It is under speculation as to whether or not The Mediterranean Special is to blame.

2) A Little Pizza Heaven
120 Osborne St., 777-5255

3) Gondola Pizza
Several Winnipeg locations


14. Best Steak/Ribs
1) The Keg
Several Winnipeg locations
   
Meat and potatoes done properly can be a hard thing to find. When they are done right, word spreads quickly. Which is what explains the popularity of The Keg chain of steakhouses. Kegs tend to offer several different atmospheres in one place — from loud and lively in the lounge to intimate, romantic nooks in the dining rooms. The company’s standards are so high, it’s no surprise that The Keg is a perennial winner of this category.

2) 529 Wellington Steakhouse
529 Wellington Cres., 487-8325

3) Hy’s Steakhouse and Cocktail Bar
1 Lombard Place., 942-1000


15. Best Thai
1) Sukhothai
191 Osborne St., 633-6907
   
You can sample cuisine from all over the globe in Winnipeg but Thai food has quickly become one of this city’s favourites. Sukhothai is located in the heart of Osborne Village, making it a convenient stop and a great way to end a busy day of shopping. Its menu boasts a wide array of items that include all things sweet, sour and salty. Like your food on the spicy side? Be sure to try out one of its extra-hot curries.

2) Thida’s Thai
72 Donald St., 942-2639

3) Bangkok Thai Restaurant
100 Osborne St., 474-0908


16. Best Vegan/Vegetarian
1) Mondragón
91 Albert St., 946-5241
   
If Karl Marx had a scrappy younger brother who was a vegetarian and anti-fascist, and who was equally into radical theories of socialist uprisings and utopias, he’d probably hang out at the A-Zone’s anarchist alcove, Mondragón. It’s a place where the bathrooms are gender-neutral, the ideas are uncensored, the coffee is fair trade, and the onsite vegan grocer, Sacco & Vanzetti’s, is well-stocked with locally produced, guerilla-grown — and sometimes bicycle-delivered — organic greens. Oh, and the all-vegan menu is delicious, too.

2) Boon Burger Cafe
79 Sherbrook St., 415-1391

3) Delicious Vegetarian Restaurant
1467 Pembina Hwy., 477-1530


17. Best Vietnamese
1) Viva
505 Sargent Ave., 946-5241
   
Good pho you, Viva. The Sargent Avenue  restaurant wins Uptown’s first Best Vietnamese category on the strength of its scrumptious soups, such as the pineapple and shrimp-infused hot and sour soup and its pleasing ph0, a Vietnamese rare beef and noodle soup. But Viva is bigger than broth. The family-run restaurant is also famous for its rice paper-wrapped spring rolls, its black-bean sauces and its Vietnamese iced coffee. Speaking of sweets, while the Vietnamese don’t do dessert, they do do delicious, so follow up your meal with a fruit shake made from exotic plants such as Durian and jackfruit.

2) Vi-Ann
51 Osborne St., 477-9551

3) Phuong Nam
883 William Ave., 783-1339


18. Best Natural Food Store
1) Organza Market
2A-230 Osborne St., 453-6266
   
Who says you have to sacrifice selection to shop organic? Organza Natural & Organic Market boasts a whopping 7,000 square feet of organically produced fruits and vegetables, dairy, bulk foods, bakery goods, frozen foods, fresh meat and pet foods — as well as environmentally responsible cleaning supplies and beauty/hygiene products. And don’t forget about Organza’s Dandelion Deli, which features a selection of freshly prepared salads, wraps, sandwiches and desserts, not to mention organic spice rubs, sauces and dressings, teas and fair-trade coffee. It’s good food you can feel good about.

2) Vita Health
Several Winnipeg locations

3) Organic Planet
877 Westminster Ave., 772-8771


19. Best Service
1) Salon Pop
1217 Lorette Ave., 284-6884
   
Stand-out service isn’t limited to restaurants, as this year’s winner proves. A visit to this two-year-old Crescentwood Aveda concept hair salon is like a visit to your best friend’s home: prepare to be greeted warmly by name, offered a drink and given a complimentary, stress-relieving aromatherapy hand or scalp massage before consulting with one of eight experienced stylists about the cut or colour that’s right for you. On second thought, your best friend probably won’t give you that massage or make your hair look as good as Salon Pop’s owner Mark Braun and his team will. Maybe it’s time for some new BFFs.

2) The Keg
Several Winnipeg locations

3) Olive Garden
Several Winnipeg locations


20. Best Atmosphere
King’s Head Pub & Eatery
120 King St., 957-7710
   
On weekends, you can drive past The King’s Head and witness the expanding crowd of unfortunate souls who’ve come late to whatever party is transpiring inside. There is no doubt that one of the main attractions of this establishment is its genuine English pub ambience. Both floors of the building are adorned with the best booze and sports memorabilia from across the pond, as well as packs of rowdy patrons letting off steam at the end of their nine-to-five work weeks or relentless Red River College workloads. The rustic quality of the worn-wood furnishings and affable clientele are sure to creep their way into your heart — and beer-soaked belly.

2) Cafe 22
Several Winnipeg locations

3) Earls
Several Winnipeg locations


21. Best Fine Dining
1) 529 Wellington Steakhouse
529 Wellington Cres., 487-8325
   
529 is a cut above, which is what makes it this meat-and-potatoes city’s choice for best fine dining rather than best steakhouse. Set in a former Shrine Temple on Wellington Crescent, 529 boasts the best aged beef available anywhere, and its servers make a big show of allowing you to select from the choicest cuts. A la carte extras are plentiful, and the seafood selection is fresh and wonderful. The wine list is possibly the best and most extensive in the city, and the full-time sommelier truly knows his stuff.

2) Mise
842 Corydon Ave., 284-7916

3) Bistro 7 1/4
725 Osborne St., 777-2525


22. Best Late-Night Dining
1) Johnny G’s
177 McDermot Ave., 942-6656; 172 Main St., 943-1072
   
After a late night on the town, good ol’ dependable Johnny G’s continues to be the best place for life-saving eats. Both locations are stumbling distance from many of the hottest bars in town and all your favourite greasy (in the good way) comfort foods are on the menu. Try the tasty and reasonably priced burgers, pizza, poutine, chicken fingers or nachos in its great atmosphere. It might not cure your hangover, but Johnny G’s will most definitely cure your hunger.

2) Papa George’s
93 Osborne St., 452-6044

3) Salisbury House
Several Winnipeg locations


23. Best Food Cart
1) Smoke’n Bob’s Hot Dogs
   
When the weather is right, the friendly proprietor of Smoke’n Bob’s Hot Dogs — who may or may not be named Bob — rolls his cart out to the corner of Portage and Main, outside of 201 Portage Ave. aka the former Canwest building, (he’s also been spotted food carting along Broadway) and dishes out delicious smokies and hot dogs to the downtown crowd. If you’re up for a dynamite dog on the go, look out for Smoke’n Bob’s.

2) Pyramid Falafel

3) Mini Donuts


24. Best Place to Take a Date for Dinner
1) Segovia Tapas Bar & Restaurant
484 Stradbrook Ave., 946-5408
   
Perfect for a dinner date, Segovia serves food in a style that stimulates discussion. This Osborne Village establishment specializes in the Spanish tradition of tapas, serving a wide variety of appetizers and snacks, as opposed to massive plates of conversation-killing foodstuffs. Starters such as Marcona almonds, patatas bravas (potato crisps) or Manchego cheese will rouse repartee. To really get things rolling, try sharing a charcuterie board (an assortment of cured meats). Need a communication kick? Some cava (Spanish sparkling wine) will do the trick. Not only does it stimulate discourse, it might even lead to intercourse — if you’re lucky.

2) The Keg
Several Winnipeg locations

3) Bistro 7 1/4
725 Osborne St., 777-2525


25. Best Menu
1) Segovia Tapas Bar & Restaurant
484 Stradbrook Ave., 946-5408
   
According to an Uptown staffer, the tapas served up at Segovia are "addictively good. Like, screaming out in ecstasy good." Chef Adam Donnelly artfully uses traditional Spanish recipes and techniques along with local, seasonal ingredients to create inspired dishes with plenty of modern flair. Think savoury, succulent quail with black olive oil and pomegranate sauce, or mouth-watering seared scallops with cauliflower puree and something called Pedro Ximenez caramel, which sounds delicious. Drooling yet?

2) Bistro 7 1/4
725 Osborne St., 777-2525

3) Mise
842 Corydon Ave., 284-7916


26. Best Appetizers
1) Segovia Tapas Bar & Restaurant
484 Stradbrook Ave., 946-5408
   
Segovia specializes in Spanish tapas — small tasting plates meant to be shared with friends over glasses of wine. Chef Donnelly has created a diverse menu which ranges from the simple (bowls of almonds and olives, cheese boards, cured meats) to the adventurous (roasted bone marrow, anyone?). Served in a stylish urban atmosphere punctuated with old-world flourishes such as hand-crafted teak doors and eccentric details (see: those slightly creepy meat-hook things meant for hanging your coats on), the delectable assortment of appies on offer here taste as good as the place looks. Be warned, though: Segovia doesn’t take reservations. Better get there early so you’ll have time to sample everything.

2) Boston Pizza
Several Winnipeg locations

3) Moxie’s
Several Winnipeg locations


27. Best Patio
1) Bar Italia
737 Corydon Ave., 452-1929
   
Through its futuristic, motion-sensor sliding side door lies Bar Italia’s marvelous, awe-inspiring patio. Its size and prime location make it a hot spot for Corydon locals, casual drinkers and people who want to see and be seen. This patio has been consistently voted No. 1 for a reason which may simply be, to quote one anonymous Bar I enthusiast, "Pitchers of beers and the wind in your ears!"

2) Tavern United MTS Centre
260 Hargrave St., 944-0022

3) Saffron’s
681 Corydon Ave., 284-2602


28. Best Neighbourhood Pub
1) King’s Head Pub & Eatery
120 King St., 957-7710
   
Twenty-six beers on tap, several more in bottles, food service all day, a curry buffet on Fridays and the fact it’s open from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. Monday through Friday, 2 p.m. to 2 a.m. on Saturdays and 2 p.m. to midnight on Sundays all contrive to make the King’s Head many Winnipeggers’ home away from home. There’s also nightly entertainment, including a weekly comedy night and a regular Sunday rock ‘n’ roll jam.

2) The Toad in the Hole
112 Osborne St., 284-7201

3) Yellow Dog Tavern
386 Donald St., 775-6676


29. Best Beer Selection
1) King’s Head Pub & Eatery
120 King St., 957-7710
   
The King’s Head is one of Winnipeg’s most beloved pubs for many reasons, but its beer selection may well be Reason No. 1. After all, this Exchange District favourite has 27 different varieties on tap. Try some of its imports, such as Kilkenny Cream Ale, Harp Lager or Sapporo or its excellent offering of domestic and local brews such as Fort Garry Pale Ale, Half Pints Stir Stick Stout or Rickard’s Red Ale. In other words, there’s absolutely no need to drink Coors Lite.

2) Luxalune
734 Osborne St., 453-0222

3) The Toad in the Hole
112 Osborne St., 284-7201


30. Best Wine List
1) 529 Wellington Steakhouse
529 Wellington Cres., 487-8325
   
529 boasts an in-house certified sommelier, one of only 14 in Manitoba, which is a pretty big deal for people like that guy in Sideways. If you don’t live in a restored mansion on the banks of the Assiniboine River, or have a wine cellar with hundreds of wine selections from around the world, 529 is a first-rate escape into the lap of luxury. It’ll cost ya — but it’s totally worth it. Or so we hear.

1) Fude
303-99 Osborne St. North., 946-5408

3) Segovia Tapas Bar & Restaurant
484 Stradbrook Ave., 284-3833


31. Best Bar/Lounge to Spend the Day In
1) Bar Italia
737 Corydon Ave., 452-1929
   
The key to serious drinking? Pacing. Here’s a sample day spent in Bar I: Consume coffee. Free Wi-Fi, peruse Internet. Ha-ha, Winnipeg Cat. Check watch. 12:04. Drinking time! Get beer, billiards, rack ’em up. Nice break! Finger food calms buzz. Mmm, chicken fingers. Uh oh, patio filling up. Grab table outside, call friends. Sun, sights, laughs, beers all around. One drink, two drink, three drink, dusk. No jacket, cold. Inside. Shots, music, dancing, phone number, sweet! "Last call!" More shots, stumble home, bed, sleep. Wake, wash, rinse, repeat.

 2) King’s Head Pub & Eatery
120 King St., 957-7710

3) Toad in the Hole
112 Osborne St., 284-7201


32. Best Server
1) Sherry Chernawsky (Palomino Club)
   
Sherry Chernawsky has been a server at The Palomino Club for a decade and has obviously built a loyal legion of regulars in that time. "I’m very happy and touched to win in Best of Winnipeg," the lifelong Winnipegger says. "It shows I’m appreciated and makes my job better." Her favourite night at the Pal? "No Country Mondays are fun, there’s a mixture of different age groups and cheap drinks. It’s happy hour all night long!" It’s also the perfect night to go high-five Winnipeg’s best server.

2) Matt (The Marion); Christin Burgess (Cafe 22)

3) Jen Tyson (Fame)


33. Best Bartender
1) Jen Tyson (Fame)
   
She can’t help you live forever, but Fame’s Jen Tyson can hook you up with something to quench your thirst after you’ve been bustin’ a move on the dance floor of Winnipeg’s new LGBTQ club, where she’s worked since it opened last November. The 32-year-old says the key to being a good bartender is remembering your customers’ drinks, and being fast and friendly — emphasis on the fast. "People like it when they don’t even have to say anything and their drink is in front of them before they even think that you’ve noticed them standing there." A kickboxer in her spare time (note: don’t piss her off), she even has her own top-secret signature cocktail, the aptly named Tyson Juice.

2) Jack Jonasson (The Lo Pub)

3) Quentin Towns (The Royal Albert Arms)


34. Best Filmmaker
1) Guy Maddin
   
In addition to being one of Winnipeg’s most famous filmmakers, Guy Maddin is also easily one the ’Peg’s most stylistic filmmakers. Love them or hate them, his cryptic, surrealist films leave an indelible mark on their viewers — a brand upon the brain, so to speak. Maddin is also a master mythologist; just check out 2007’s My Winnipeg.

2) Dylan Baillie

3) Sean Garrity


35. Best Actor
1) Adam Beach
   
Born in Ashern, Man., but raised in Winnipeg from the age of 12, Adam Beach has been a fixture on the North American acting scene since he broke through to the big time with a role in Disney’s Squanto: A Warrior’s Tale in 1994. Through roles in Dance Me Outside, Windtalkers, Flags of our Fathers, and the recent Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee mini-series, he’s never been far from the spotlight. Most recently he’s committed to playing one of Winnipeg’s most famous war heroes, Sgt. Tommy Prince, in the upcoming film Tommy Prince: Prince of the Devils.

2) Nyk Bielak

3) Rob Vilar


36. Best Actress
1) Anna Paquin
   
Yeah, she might have spent most of her childhood living in New Zealand, but this Hollywood actress was born right here in St. Boniface. As a child, Paquin became the second- youngest winner of an Academy Award in history. She received the honour in 1993 for her supporting role in The Piano. Some of her other notable roles include parts in the X-Men series, She’s All That and Almost Famous. In 2008, she made the jump to TV with HBO’s hit vampire drama True Blood.

2) Ali Tataryn

3) Jane Testar; Tina Keeper


37. Best Visual Artist
1) mrghosty
   
mrghosty (aka Skot Deeming) is the London, Ont. transplant, gung-ho gamer geek, chiptune music-maker, vintage game console modifier, all-around nice guy and mastermind collaborator behind the Data Dance parties, who has spent the past few years cultivating a scene around gamer culture. His acknowledgment as best visual artist by Uptown readers comes several months shy of his departure from Winnipeg. He’ll be leaving for Toronto to pursue the coolest degree ever — a Master’s focused on video games and hacker culture.

2) Wanda Koop; Leslie Supnet

3) Rebecca Sandulak; Ben Clarkson


38. Best Author
1) Miriam Toews
   
Born in Steinbach, Man. in 1964, Miriam Toews’ big breakthrough was 2004’s A Complicated Kindness —, a story of a small-town teenage Mennonite girl embarrassed by her culture who wishes to escape to NYC and walk on the wild side with Lou Reed. Fans of that Governor General’s Award-winning work will love Toews’ newest novel Irma Voth. As with A Complicated Kindness, Miriam mines her Mennonite background, detailing a 19-year-old woman’s strict and stifled family life and steps to self-discovery. Irma Voth topped MacLean’s bestselling fiction list for the week of May 2.

2) Carol Brisebois

3) David Bergen


39. Best Comedian
1) Big Daddy Tazz
   
Big Daddy Tazz is one of the most recognizable faces of Winnipeg comedy and one of the most sought-after standups on the circuit. Tazz, also affectionately called The Bipolar Buddha, is candid about his personal triumphs and struggles with the mental illness and has put on many well-attended comedy benefits for the Mood Disorders Association of Manitoba. A kid-friendly comic as well, Tazz has been a steadfast supporter of the Children’s Wish Foundation. What can we say? He’s a big guy with an even bigger heart.

2) Don Burnstick

3) Dan Huen


40. Best Band
1) The Weakerthans
   
They may hate Winnipeg (or so the tongue-in-cheek lyric of One Great City would have us believe...) but it’s clear that Winnipeg loves The Weakerthans. Since 1997, frontman John K. Samson and his bandmates have been making local music fans proud — and winning new ones the world over — with quirky folk-punk songs that explore both civic issues and matters of the heart.

2) Winnipeg’s Most

3) Archagathus


41. Best New Band
Winnipeg’s Most
   
MCs Brooklyn, Charlie Fettah and Jon-C have seen a ton of action over the past year. The hardened North End hip hop collective won three 2010 Aboriginal People's Choice Awards (Best Rap/Hip Hop CD, Best New Artist, Best New Duo or Group), and saw two of their singles hit No. 1 on local radio. The proof that these guys are the real deal is in the pudding — and boy, do those young fellows ever know how to make some fly pudding.

2) Imaginary Cities

3) Zero Cause


42. Best New CD
1) Winnipeg’s Most, Winnipeg’s Most
   
MCs Jon-C, Charlie Fettah and Brooklyn have all made names for themselves as solo acts with Heatbag Records, but when they got together as Winnipeg’s Most to record their own album with producers Stomp and Jay Mak of Rezofficial, they literally blew shit up. The trio’s pre-release hit No. 1 at Streetz FM and since then there’s been no stopping this crew. Check YouTube for the video for All That I Know and you’ll get a sense of what prompted Macleans magazine to cite Winnipeg as the new centre of Canadian hip hop.

2) Imaginary Cities, Temporary Resident

3) The Liptonians, Let’s All March Back To The Sea


43. Best Solo Artist
1) Young Kidd
   
Young Kidd is a local rapper who wears the city on his sleeve — just check out his song Hometown and the accompanying music video directed by Wab Kinew for obvious proof. Young Kidd grew up in Central Winnipeg and hopes his rhymes will inspire the area’s younger generation to turn to music instead of crime. The rapper got his start through the Mike Check program at Tec Voc High School and hasn’t looked back since. He has released music through his own CTL Records and has earned a dedicated fanbase that will no doubt spread beyond the Perimeter.

2) Greg Macpherson; Scott Nixx

3) Ingrid Gatin


44. Best New Solo Artist
1) Lorenzo
   
Hip hopper Lorenzo (aka Leonard Sumner), who spits about rez life, made noise in 2010 after the release of his EP Rez Poetry. The Little Saskatchewan First Nations MC received radio play on urban/hip hop station the Streetz FM, and had two tracks on the EP, Divine Beauty and Fly, reach the number 2 spot on the station’s charts. He also appeared as a performer during Aboriginal Music Week with Winnipeg’s Most. 

2) Scott Nixx

3) Young Kidd


45. Best Hip Hop Artist/Group
1) Winnipeg’s Most
   
Winnipeg’s Most should think about adding ‘Popular’ to its name. The hip hop trio of Jon-C, Charlie Fettah and Brooklyn is cleaning up this year’s Best of Winnipeg music categories, so much so, that if we had an ambient electro/folk-metal category, well they’d probably win that,  too. And why not? The group’s award-winning  self-titled album — released on Heatbag Records (which won Best Record Label) — is chock full of killer rhymes and banging beats.

2) The Lytics

3) Young Kidd


46. Best Music Venue
1) Pyramid Cabaret
176 Fort St., 957-7777
   
The Jägermeister specials, the sweaty dance parties, the certain WTF? charm of the decor — yes, there’s no place like the Pyramid. The old converted taxi garage formerly know as The Spectrum has played host to some of the city’s best shows over the years, featuring local and touring, established and emerging acts alike. And the place doesn’t discriminate, either — whether you’re an alt-folk outfit like The Rural Alberta Advantage, a party-rocking live electro band like Shout Out Out Out Out or a sassy soul diva like Sharon Jones, you’re welcome onstage at The Pyramid.

2) The Royal Albert Arms
48 Albert St., 943-8433

3) The Lo Pub
330 Kennedy St., 943-5581


47. Best Record Label
1) Heatbag Records
   
’Peg City represent! Formed in 2005, this North End-based independent rap label is home to an impressive roster of talented artists who are helping put Winnipeg on the map with sick beats and no-holds-barred rhymes about life’s ups and downs — among them, Charlie Fettah, Jon-C and Brooklyn; three MCs who joined forces in 2010 as Winnipeg’s Most and are now making serious waves in both Canada’s hip hop and Aboriginal music scenes.

2) Transistor 66 Record Co.

3) Balanced Records; Head in the Sand


48. Best Club/Party DJ
1) DJ Dow Jones
   
DJ Dow Jones got his kicks back in 1995 touring with Mood Ruff, a group of old-fashioned Canadian hip hop entertainers. He then made his transition to DJing locally in 2003 and hit a big break in 2004 while sharing some sick beats with attendees of a beach party in Mazatlan, Mexico. Since then, he has been asked to return annually to play the Sunparties American Spring Break. Between frequently entertaining local folks in the city’s most popular nightclubs, DJ Dow Jones can often be caught alongside the best and brightest Rap, hip hop, and DJ acts rolling through town.

2) DJ Alfredo; DJ Co-op; DJ Hollywood Hype

3) Rob Vilar


49. Best Radio Personality
1) Big Will (Streetz 104.7)
   
Co-host of Streetz FM’s Rise Up morning show with Miss Melissa, Big Will claims on the Streetz website that he’s a ladykilla who’s been seen with Rihanna, a former UFC featherweight champ and that he was once named GQ’s sexiest man alive. We’re not sure if that’s true, but we do know he’s from Peguis First Nation and that his deep voice separates him from many in the pack of boyz who bring tha noize on the FM dial.

2) Ace Burpee (Hot 103)

3) Adam West (Hot 103)


50. Best Radio Station
1) Streetz 104.7
   
Streetz is still relatively new, but it hasn’t taken long for young Winnipeggers to change the dial, proving that rap, hip-hop and R&B music has a large following in the city. The station spins a wide variety of music from those genres, from superstars such as Beyoncé to local hip hop groups such as Winnipeg’s Most. While music is Streetz’ obvious focus, there’s some quality spoken-word content on the station as well. Try tuning into Urban Nation, which explores news  and issues that are actually of interest to young people living in the city.

2) Hot 103

3) CKUW 95.9


51. Best Journalist
1) Bartley Kives (Winnipeg Free Press)
   
Why does everybody love Bartley Kives? Because we haven’t forgotten when he played in the band, The Ragamaroons, and was a cool long-haired music journalist (he was the editor of Stylus and an entertainment reporter for the Winnipeg Sun before becoming the city hall reporter for the Winnipeg Free Press). A few of us  fellow journalists are also a bit in awe of the fact that the guy is respected by both dive-bar rockers and cigar-puffing politicians. He also wrote a really nice travel book about Manitoba, and if you lament the Bartley Kives of the mid-’90s go here.

2) Marlo Campbell (Uptown)

3) Wab Kinew (CBC); Jen Zoratti (Uptown)


52. Best TV Station
1) CTV
   
What’s going on? CTV News Winnipeg has you covered. The city’s most-watched newscast is led by Maralee Caruso and senior anchor Gord Leclerc. Speaking of veteran journalists, Sylvia Kuzyk has been part of the CTV news team for over 35 years. She and Jordan Witzel call the weather, making sure you don’t get caught in the rain. In sports, solid Shawn Churchill, funny Kevin Olszewski and feisty Leah Hextall keep you up on the scores, while Eleanor Coopsammy (Consumerwatch) and Stacey Ashley (Crimewatch) let you in on the dos and don’ts of Winnipeg living.  

2) Global

3) CBC


53. Best Local Blog
1) www.winnipeglovehate.com
   
For the second year in a row, Uptown readers have named local photoblog Winnipeg Love Hate Best Local Blog. And it’s no wonder — photographer Bryan Scott’s arresting, warts-and-all  shots of "the most beautiful, most repulsive city in the world" will undoubtedly make you see the landmarks you pass every day in an entirely new light. Selected photographs were compiled for Winnipeg Love Hate: The Book, which is available on the site along with a selection of prints. Now you can immortalize the Shanghai Restaurant (RIP) on your apartment wall!

2) www.riseandsprawl.blogspot.com

3) www.chrisd.ca


54. Best Funky Jewellery Shop
1) Silver Lotus
111 Osborne St., 452-3648
   
A perennial winner in this category, this Osborne Village shop carries all sorts of unique treasures, including an impressive selection of rings, necklaces, earrings, watches and cufflinks — if it dangles, sparkles or shines, chances are you can find it here — as well as an assortment of shoes, scarves, wallets, bags and other accessories. From the classic to the dramatic to the whimsical, the jewellery on offer at Silver Lotus will help you decorate your body like the temple it is.

2) Bijou
190 Provencher Ave., 233-9722; 539 Osborne St., 956-0996

3) Hilary Druxman
1-258 McDermot Ave., 947-1322


55-Best Vintage Clothing
1) Ragpickers Anti-Fashion Emporium
216 McDermot Ave., 942-7992
   
Have you ever wanted to spend time inside Mr. Dressup’s tickle trunk? If you didn’t consider that a sexual question and still said yes, you’d love Ragpickers Anti-Fashion Emporium, if you don't already. Ragpickers carries a ton of crazy rental costumes, as well as vintage garments for purchase. Two of the most notable attractions include their fabled all-you-can-wear sales (which is exactly what it sounds like), and their under-appreciated Vivo Libra Theatre (which is friendly place to the most freaked-out Winnipeg acts). Now, can somebody please dress up in colonial garb for their high school grad already?

2) Value Village
Several locations

3) Vintage Glory
88 Albert St., 946-512


56. Best Urban Men’s Clothing
1) The Urban Bakery
398 Portage Ave., 947-2664
   
Yeah, you’ll find famous names such as G-Shock, Stüssy and others at The Urban Bakery. But it’s the not-so-famous but oh-so-prestigious lines, such as 10.Deep, LRG, The Obey Pirates, Gentlefawn and more which make this place THE place to find the latest and greatest in urban casual wear. Unlike other trend-oriented boutiques, you’ll also actually find enough sizes and selections to practically guarantee you’ll make a purchase when you wander in to peruse the clothing and, um, ‘baking goods.’

2) Hood Hopr’z
1316 Main St., 219-8024

3) Danali His & Her’s Urban Wear
530 Kenaston Blvd., 489-0577


57. Best Urban Women’s Clothing
1) Out of the Blue
102 Osborne St., 477-6489
   
Out of the Blue is the place to find unique pieces you could never find in the malls. Dresses are its specialty, making it the perfect place to shop for your next casual or party outfit. Some of them are even locally designed, further ensuring that your new dress is really special. There’s a wide range of accessories, including pretty, delicate jewellery. The store’s knowledgeable salespeople are clearly passionate about the clothes they sell, which only makes your shopping experience better.

2) Hood Hopr’z
1316 Main St., 219-8024

3) Hush & Shout Clothing
203-99 Osborne St., 474-1208


58. Best New Clothing Store
1) Forever 21
Polo Park, 318-1418
   
Forever 21 is like a bright shimmering halo in the giant abyss of Polo Park Mall for fashion fiends on a budget. If you can get past the annoyingly long lineups, it’s well worth the wait. The supermarket-sized store is jam-packed with all of the latest, trendiest finds; super duper cute street-style frocks and crop tops, wingtip oxfords and boat shoes, and funky hats and accessories are a-plenty. If that’s not enough to make you thrifty fashionistas start breathing into a paper bag, all items are sold at cheap-as-borscht prices — most items are in the $10 to $30 range.  

2) Hood Hopr’z
1348 Main St., 219-8024

3) The Hungover Empire
173 Osborne St., 415-1155


59. Best Jeans Store
1) Sargent Blue Jeans
1136 Sargent Ave., 772-8145
   
Forget big boxes and chains, Sargent Blue Jeans is your one-stop denim shop. The store contains stacks and stacks of reasonably-priced jeans in every brand, every style and every shade. Plus, the Sargent staff is extremely helpful and provides free alterations so you’re never too loose in the waist or too tight in the crotch — unless, of course, that’s the look you’re going for.

2) Warehouse One
Several locations

3) Bootlegger; The Gap; Winners
Polo Park, St. Vital Shopping Centre; Several locations


60. Best Camping/Outdoor Gear
1) Mountain Equipment Co-op
303 Portage Ave., 943-4202
   
For 40 years, Mountain Equipment Co-op has been outfitting those outdoorsy go-getters whose ideal Saturday consists of a light, pre-dawn breakfast of organic granola and low-fat yogurt followed by a two-hour outdoor yoga practice by a stream prior to scaling a mountain. More of a novice when it comes to outdoor adventures? MEC’s hyper-knowledgeable staff will help you find the clothes you need to keep warm — or cool — and dry. They’ll also help you pick the best pack for back. (Healthy spines are happy spines.)

2) Cabela’s
1300 Ellice Ave., 786-8966

3) Wilderness Supply
623 Ferry Rd., 783-9555

 
61. Best Optical Store
1) Hakim Optical
Several locations
   
Whether you’re near-sighted, far-sighted, astigmatism-ed or otherwise visually challenged, rest assured the friendly, knowledgeable staff at any one of Hakim’s nine Winnipeg locations (including eight which offer one-hour services) can hook you up with the corrective lenses you need. They’ll also help you choose the perfect frames for those lenses so that you’ll look your best — once you’re able to actually see yourself in the mirror, that is.

2) Lenscrafters
Several locations

3) Pearle Vision
Several locations


62. Best Skate/Snowboard shop
King’s Skate, Snow & Surf
1769 Portage Ave., 897-5464; 750 Pembina Hwy., 453-7434
   
King’s has come a long way since selling banana boards in 1977 under the Royal Sports title. These days, their fine establishment is heralded by board-people as the Superstore of skate shops. Beyond that, not much more can be said about King’s. It’s the king of skate shops.

2) Green Apple Skateboard Shop
836-A Corydon Ave., 415-6026

3) SK8 Skates
225-1 Forks Market; 452-4802


63. Best Bicycle Shop
1) Gord’s Ski and Bike
2 Donald St., 284-2952; 1765 Kenaston Blvd., 269-2952
   
At Gord’s you don’t just get bicycle (and ski) sales and service. You can also get a personal gear consultation, join Gord’s Bike Club, buy a bicycle service plan or ask the staff how certain brands held up to their rigorous gear-testing demands. You can also rest assured that when you’re forking over your hard-earned cash for top-of-the-line cycle gear that you won’t find it cheaper anywhere, thanks to Gord’s lowest price policy.

2) Olympia Cycle and Ski
326 St. Mary’s Rd.; 237-8909

3) Natural Cycle
91 Albert St., 957-5762


64. Best Tattoo/Piercing Shop
1) Soul Survivors Body Art
118B Osborne St., 284-1173
   
Whether for their first tattoo or their 10th, people seem to flock to Soul Survivors. Located in Osborne Village, the shop is home to the city’s best and most professional tattoo artists. They also have incredibly high health standards to keep you safe, so you can be sure you’re not acquiring anything but a work of art. Looking for a piercing? Soul Survivors’ piercers will pierce ears, nipples, tongues, noses and pretty much anything else you want with high-quality jewellery.

2) Metamorphosis Custom Tattoo & Body Piercing
101-290 McDermot Ave., 942-1565

3) Kapala Tattoo
71 St. Anne’s Rd., 255-8897


65. Best Fetish/Sex Toys Shop
1) Discreet Boutique
340 Donald St., 947-1307
   
Whatever your fetish, Discreet Boutique has got your back: Anal probes, butt plugs, cock rings? Check. Vibrators, strap-ons? Check. Blow-up dolls? Check. Whips, paddles, blindfolds, ball gags? Check, check, check and check. Touted as the largest showroom in Western Canada, Discreet Boutique has been assisting with Winnipegger’s sex lives since 1991.

2) Love Nest
172 St. Anne’s Rd., 254-0422; 1341 Main St., 589-4141; 3737 Portage Ave., 837-6475

3) Lady Godiva Boutique
1475 Pembina Hwy., 452-1100


66. Best Video Store
1) Movie Village
57 Osborne St., 477-5566
   
In addition to the usual new releases and comedy/horror/drama/action sections, Movie Village has space dedicated to actors, directors, Canadian films, indie films, LGBTQ films, cult, classic, music and staff picks. Looking for less Coen brothers and more Bang Bros.? There’s a backroom absolutely bursting with bawdy stuff — or, er, uh, at least that’s what people have told us. 

2) Video Cellar
1319 Main St., 589-2058; 255 Watt St., 661-5939; 206 St. Mary’s Rd., 235-1489

3) Viewer’s Choice
2-680 St. Anne's Rd., 254-7132


67. Best CD Store
1) Music Trader
97 Osborne St., 475-0077
   
Sure, we live in an era of digital downloads and iTunes singles, but nothing beats music shopping at your friendly neighbourhood record store. Whether you’re looking to pick up the brand-new album by (insert obscure indie/noise/electropop/punk/metal act here) or you’re a completist on a B-sides and rarities quest, Music Trader has you covered. Looking to unload a few pre-loved gems? Take ’em down to the Trader to be appraised.

2) Into the Music
245 McDermot Ave., 287-8279

3) War on Music
42 Albert St., 219-2158


68. Best Used Bookstore
1) Aqua Books
274 Garry St., 943-7555
   
Bibliophiles (and size queens) rejoice! At any given time, downtown Winnipeg’s largest bookstore is filled with 40,000 or so gently used books waiting to be rediscovered. Carrying everything from poetry to cookbooks to rare and out-of-print literary classics — looking for Barbara Strachey’s Journeys of Frodo: An Atlas of The Lord of the Rings? Look no further! — Aqua’s selection is constantly changing, with upwards of 1,000 new titles put out each week. Want even more bang for your buck? Aqua also hosts some 400 cultural events each year, serving as a venue for readings, workshops, concerts, film screenings and owner Kelly Hughes’ live talk show.

2) Red River Book Shop
92 Arthur St., 943-9788

3) Burton Lysecki Books
527 Osborne St., 284-4546


69. Best Bookstore
McNally Robinson
1120 Grant Ave., 475-0483
   
Everyone’s favourite book store has quite a history with Winnipeg. Since its erection (hah) in 1981, McNally Robinson spawned from one store to several, each battling with the emerging competition of stores such as Chapters. The fact that the Grant Park location remains its most formidable (despite the mall becoming a husk of a shopping centre) is a testament to Winnipeg’s willingness to support local businesses.

2) Aqua Books
274 Garry St., 943-7555

3) Chapters
Several locations


70. Best Music Equipment Store
1) Long & McQuade
651 Stafford St., 284-8992
   
These days some people seem to think that musical dreams start with YouTube. But even before folks sit down with their video cameras, they have to have visited a music store. In Winnipeg, most musicians’ first-call store is Long & McQuade. Selection and service are what make this store tick, along with its knowledgeable stuff, musical education programs and reasonable rental terms. Drop by on a Saturday and play ‘spot the musician.’ You’ll be amazed who comes through the door.

2) Mother’s Music
661 Wall St., 783-6045

3) Quest Musique
150-166 Meadowood Drive, 231-1677; 1308 Portage Ave., 233-4151


71. Best Antiques Shop
1) Vintage in the Village
194 Osborne St., 287-2278
   
You’ll never know what funky trinkets you’ll find on any given day at Vintage in the Village, but that’s half the fun of looking for old stuff. This is a smaller store than some, which might make it less intimidating for first-time antique hunters. Chairs, plates, books, vases, glasses, telephones, cabinets, vintage clothes, lamps, toys, tables and of course, lots of whatchamacallits fill up the place. Sift through it sometime and you’ll undoubtedly find something super-cool.

2) Antiques & Funk
474 Main St., 943-4782

3) Johnston Terminal Antique Mall
25 Forks Market Rd., 947-3952


72. Best Tailor
1) Tam Custom Tailor Shop
802 Ellice Ave., 775-1160
   
A good tailor is hard to come by, but Winnipeggers seem to be in agreement when it comes to top tailor, Tam Nguyen of Tam Custom Tailor Shop. Nguyen is the Vietnam-born, West End wizard with a sewing needle who makes well-crafted custom men’s suits, women’s formal wear and beauty pageant dresses, alterations, and everything in between at his little shop on Ellice.

2) Garnet Tailoring
61 Albert St., 947-9306

3) Ralph’s Custom Tailors Inc.
1108 Corydon Ave., 453-8533


73. Best Place to Buy a Fancy Dress
1) Hush & Shout Clothing
203-99 Osborne St., 474-1208
   
Looking for that one-of-a-kind dress? Hush Clothing sells no more than six of one item and never repeats stock. To further ensure your uniqueness, the Osborne Village boutique will register your purchase, guaranteeing you originality at the party you’re buying it for. To stay ahead of the fashion game, owner Melissa Choy uses a professional buyer in L.A. who goes straight to the manufacturer, meaning Hush is months ahead of the big chain stores in the trend department. And if you’re looking for something less formal but still fresh, Shout, Hush’s little sister store, sells cool customized T-shirts

2) Cake Clothing
264 McDermot Ave., 415-0712

3) Swank Boutique
1170 Taylor Ave., 475-1671


74. Best Gym
1) YMCA-YWCA of Winnipeg
Several locations
   
It’s fun to stay at the....! OK, sorry. But it is! The YMCA-YWCA is once again Uptown readers’ favourite place to work out, and its no wonder why: accessibility and affordability are two hallmarks of the Y. And in addition to a full gym, weight room and pool, club members can also try out a variety of fitness classes, from Aqua Fit to Zumba.

2) Goodlife Fitness
Several locations

3) Shapes
2535 McPhillips St., 989-5280; 1910 Pembina Hwy., 989-7050; 1150 Nairn Ave.,
989-6628


75. Best Yoga
1) Moksha Yoga Winnipeg
Unit 7, 2 Donald St., 452-5535; 1090 Waverley St., 415-6804
   
Prepare to be sweaty. Combining a cardiovascular workout with stretching and detoxification of the skin, blood and muscles, moksha is a type of yoga that involves performing a series of 40 unique postures in rooms heated to temperatures of up to 39 degrees Celsius. Co-owned by the husband-and-wife team of Phil (Philly D) and Ryann Doucette, the aptly named Moksha Yoga Winnipeg — the Donald Street location opened in 2007; the Waverley one followed two years later — offers 60- and 90-minute classes in this form of hot yoga for people of all ability and experience levels (even kids!), led by certified, friendly instructors.

2) Stafford Street Hot Yoga
677-E Stafford St., 452-7412

3) Bikram Yoga Winnipeg
A-236 Osborne St., 944-8313


76. Best Spa
1) Ten Spa
Fort Garry Hotel, 222 Broadway Ave., 946-6520
   
Ten Spa claims to have compiled its treatments from extensive, Earth-spanning research. Such a statement must be true for this beloved establishment, which employs practises akin to having your skin blessed by angels and rubbed by the soft but firm palms of the Gods themselves, if you’re into polytheism. Its hot naked sweat shacks (Hammams) are becoming the talk of the town. Legend has it, that once you take part in Ten Spa’s Signature Detox Combo, your poop will no longer stink, affording you the opportunity to walk around as such.

2) Urban Oasis Mineral Spa
Clarion Hotel & Suites, 1445 Portage Ave., 783-8131

3) Giselle’s The Spa Specialist
30-166 Meadowood Drive, 253-0900; 1851 Grant Ave., 985-0900


77. Best Dance Club
1) Palomino Club
1133 Portage Ave., 772-0454
   
Uptown has to admit that it’s been a while since it Booted, Scooted and Boogied at The Pal, but apparently this club, which was at the forefront of the Urban Cowboy and then New Country crazes of the ’80s and ’90s, has reinvented itself as a packed-every-night dancespot that caters to mainstream music fans of all ages. Monday nights can, in fact, be this place’s hottest.

2) Alive in the District
140 Bannatyne Ave., 989-8080

3) Republic Nightclub
291 Bannatyne Ave., 510-9200


78. Best Club Clientele
1) Palomino Club
1133 Portage Ave., 772-0454
   
It’s been around since the ’80s, but the Pal is still popular club with the Boomer crowd and younger. It offers a chill atmosphere to grab drinks, play pool or just hang out. Live entertainment varies from country to classic rock and you can definitely get the cover bands to play all of your favourite radio rock songs. Promotions such as Double Booty Shake Mondays have something to do with the Pal’s reinvigoration with the younger crowd. Hot 103’s Adam West hosts the night, and keeps things moving with DJ Alfredo.

2) Alive in the District
140 Bannatyne Ave., 989-8080

3) Republic Nightclub
291 Bannatyne Ave., 510-9200


79. Best Washroom
1) Earls
Several Winnipeg locations
   
In addition to its good-looking staff and good-looking food, Earls has got some pretty good-looking bathrooms. Well-stocked TP, motion-sensored taps and toilets, chic furnishings. flattering mirrors, good lighting, and the sweet smells of sanitation, all make for a satisfying bathroom-away-from-bathroom experience.

2) Moxie’s Classic Grill
Several Winnipeg locations

3) Alive in the District
140 Bannatyne Ave., 989-8080


80. Best Place for Hook-ups
1) Palomino Club
1133 Portage Ave., 772-0454
   
The cougar, also known as the MILF, is distinguished by its padded bra, abuse of tanning beds, surliness and lack of self-respect. A stalk and ambush predator, the nocturnal cat hunts between midnight and 2 a.m., when bad decisions are made. While it hunts a wide variety of prey, the cougar’s primary food sources are Bon Jovi cover bands and 19-year-old boys. A protective animal, the cougar marks its territory by grinding on wood. While a skilful predator, it’s not always the dominant species in its range, so it relies on alcohol and easiness to compete with younger predators. Due to excessive hunting, populations have dropped, but remain plentiful at The Pal. (All tongue-firmly-in-cheek, of course.)

2) Alive in the District
140 Bannatyne Ave., 989-8080

3) Whiskey Dix
436 Main St., 944-7539


81. Best Neighbourhood to Live In
1) Osborne Village
   
A haven for hipsters, yuppies, street punks, squeegee kids and anyone who lets their freak flag fly, Osborne Village is easily the ’Peg’s most colourful and vibrant neighbourhood. A whole bunch of cool is concentrated into just a few blocks, including hip, one-of-a-kind boutiques, delish restaurants to satisfy every taste and price range, not to mention the city’s best music and video stores (refer to categories No. 67 and 68). It’s no wonder that apartments and condos in the Village are so coveted — or that pretty much every single Uptown staffer lives or has lived there. (Yeah, that’s right. We’re so cool and finger-on-the-pulse and stuff.)

2) Wolseley

3) River Heights


82. Best Free Event
1) Osborne Street Festival
   
Why spend money on Canada Day when you can have a blast without dropping a dime? This event has everything a party-hardy cheapskate could want: multiple outdoor stages featuring performances from local bands, an assortment of inflatable play structures for the kids, street vendors peddling their wares and patios that extend out into the street — conveniently closed to traffic so as to accommodate the masses. (OK, maybe bring a few bucks so can buy a new necklace and a cold drink.) If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the Chinese dragon winding its way through the sea of red-and-white revellers.

2) Canada Day at The Forks

3) Winnipeg Jazz Festival Free Weekend


83. Best Cultural Event
1) Folklorama
   
We all know what Folklorama is. If you don’t, you should be ashamed of yourself. It is a unique opportunity to be able to devour the food, beer and culture of another country for two weeks straight without having to actually leave the comfort of our precious city. Who needs to visit Serbia when you can do the same things locally, and with more mosquitoes?

2) Winnipeg Fringe Festival

3) Winnipeg Folk Festival


84. Best Sports Complex
1) MTS Centre
300 Portage Ave., 987-7825

Whether it’s home to an NHL team next season or not, the MTS Centre is resplendent in its status as the city’s newest and most up-to-date major sports facility. Great sightlines, decent concessions and a rocking in-house atmosphere are just a few of the things which make this rink the most popular sports palace in town.

2) MTS Iceplex
3969 Portage Ave., 926-5606

3) Cindy Klassen Recreation Complex
999 Sargent Ave., 986-3929


85. Best Place to People Watch
1) The Forks
   
For decades people have gathered where the Assiniboine and Red Rivers meet and that’s still the case now. You can walk by the rivers and wander through the shops, food stalls and restaurants year-round. In the winter it’s a great destination for ice skating and in the summer, it’s host to one of the biggest Canada Day bashes in the country. It’s also the place we bring friends and family when they visit, making The Forks one of our biggest tourist attractions. With people flocking here from all walks of life, it’s no surprise the people-watching is so good.

1) Corydon

3) Osborne Village


86. Best Toboggan Hill
1) Garbage Hill
   
Once the site of a landfill and then an awesome indie music festival called Corefest from 1992-2000, Garbage Hill is definitely not garbage when it comes to tobogganing, tubing, or zipping around on a makeshift piece of cut-out plastic. Helpful hint: check the conditions before you head to the hill. You can build up a really scary amount of speed sledding down, which is all hair-in-the-wind, soft pillowy thrills on fresh powder days; but on icy days, it can be pure bone-crushing carnage.

2) Kimberly Hill

3) Omand’s Creek


87. Best Place to Walk the Dog
1) Assiniboine Park
   
Dogs love butts, be it another dog’s or their own, so it makes perfect sense they’d want to walk in Ass Park. On a nice day, Winnipeg’s largest park is absolutely brimming with bums to sniff. Remember, this behaviour is only acceptable from man’s best friend.

2) Kildonan Park

3) Maple Grove Dog Park


88. Best Place to Go on a Date
1) The Forks
   
Whether its 30 above or 30 below, The Forks is the ’Peg’s ultimate date destination. The appeal is understandable: in the summer, you can grab a drink or dinner on any one of The Forks’ many patios, then take a romantic stroll along the river or perhaps catch some live music at the Scotiabank stage. In the winter, you can go skating on the Plaza Skating Rink or skiing along the river trail, then sip hot chocolate while gazing into each other’s eyes. The point is, there’s no shortage of things you can do, which should help quell those inevitable "Do you like stuff?" moments.

2) Assiniboine Park

3) Osborne Village


89. Best Festival
1) Winnipeg Folk Festival
   
Hippies and hipsters, cute babies, that guy in the stormtrooper costume — all are welcome at the Winnipeg Folk Festival, an annual event that, for more than a few diehard fans, has become nothing short of an annual pilgrimage. Now in its 38th year — and recently expanded to five nights and three full days — Folkfest sees more than 200 accomplished and emerging musical acts from (literally) around the world descend on Birds Hill Park, offering appreciative audiences unique concert experiences on seven outdoor stages. Whether you come for the music or for the infamous campground parties, you’re gonna leave satisfied. And possibly sunburnt.

2) Winnipeg Fringe Festival

3) Festival du Voyageur


90. Best Day Trip
1) Grand Beach
   
On any given day from May Long until Labour Day, Grand Beach’s three kilometre stretch of fine white sand will be inhabited by Winnipeggers. Some will be perfect physical specimens walking the shoreline as if it were their own squishy catwalk. Others will be letting their abrasive children kick sand into your lunch. On a beautiful hot day, Winnipeggers know there is nary a better place to be than Grand Beach.

2) Gimli

3) Birds Hill Park


91. Best Bike Trails
1) Assiniboine Park
   
The official trails inside Assiniboine Park offer kilometres of smoothly paved asphalt that will take cyclists by the zoo, the pavilion, the conservatory, through the park’s many playing fields and even across the bridge to Sargent Sundae. For our money, though, the monkey trails along the Assinboine River, just outside the park’s  northeast gate (at Wellington Crescent) are absolutely the best in town.

2) Birds Hill Park

3) Whittier Park


92. Best Building

1) Manitoba Legislative Building
450 Broadway, 945-5813
   
The Manitoba Legislative Building is home to one of Winnipeg’s most iconic symbols, the Golden Boy, so it’s no surprise this building has been selected as our best. It was completed back in 1920 and, while it’s mostly frequented by politicians, it can still be enjoyed by the public. The stunning architecture makes it a great spot for wedding photos and you can even take a tour of the building if you want, go inside for a look at the fabled Grand Staircase and the Pool of the Black Star.

2) Fort Garry Hotel
222 Broadway., 942-8251

3) MTS Centre
260 Hargrave St., 987-7825


93. Best Place to Watch Sports
1) MTS Centre
300 Portage Ave., 987-7825
   
Why watch the action on the small screen, when you can experience it for real with 15,000 other rowdy beer-guzzling fans? The MTS Centre is the home of the Manitoba Moose, who have been givin’ Tobans their hockey fix since the Winnipeg Jets departed in 1996, and have helped maintain the mindset that nothin’ beats the passing puck, slashing skates and bloody brawls of a good old hockey game.

2) 4Play Sports Bar
323 Portage Ave., 221-4583

3) Tavern United
Several locations


94. Best Place to Shoot Pool
1) Triple B’s Restaurant, Bar & Billiards
1873 Henderson Hwy., 339-0886; 121 Scurfield Blvd., 452-3222
   
Rack ‘em up! With many well-maintained tables, plenty of shooting space, a full bar and food menu, Triple B’s is indeed the place to "B" for pool players of all skill levels. The billiard hall is available for event and party bookings. Bookmakers on the other hand... we here at Uptown don’t encourage gambling, but according to Eddie Felson "Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."

2) Flea Whiskey’s
601 Erin St., 775-2727

3) Classic Cafe & Billiards
1837 Portage Ave., 889-2486


95. Favourite Citizen
1) Dancing Gabe
   
Ultimate sportsfan Dancing Gabe is a bona fide Winnipeg celebrity, so it makes sense he’s also Winnipeg’s favourite citizen. Whether it’s a Moose, Bombers or Goldeyes game, it’s practically a guarantee that Gabe Langlois will be there, busting out his one-of-a-kind moves. He’s got boundless energy and an encyclopedic knowledge of sports trivia, but the biggest reason we love Dancing Gabe is because he isn’t afraid to shake what his momma gave him — no matter who’s watching.

2) Ace Burpee

3) Sam Katz


96. Favourite Politician
1) Sam Katz
   
The people have spoken — again. First elected Winnipeg’s mayor in 2004, Sam Katz won his third term last October with 55% of the popular vote. Born in Israel (his family moved here when he was baby), he grew up in Winnipeg’s North End and worked as an entrepreneur and entertainment/sports promoter before entering politics. In addition to holding down the city’s top job, rocking that distinctive Barney-purple suit and occasionally kicking children in the face while playing soccer, the 59-year-old is also the CEO of the Winnipeg Goldeyes. The city’s electorate and Uptown readers aren’t the only ones who love him, either; divorced from his first wife, Katz remarried this spring.

2) Judy Wasylycia-Leis

3) Jenny Gerbasi


97. Most Outrageous Person
1) Dancing Gabe
   
Outrageous — 1. passing reasonable bounds; intolerable or shocking. Shock and intolerability certainly don’t describe one of the most lovable, well-known characters in Winnipeg's cast. Dancing Gabe, however, does pass reasonable bounds. Anybody who has been to a major city sports event (which is everybody) has experienced the initial discomfort of locking eyes with a full-grown man busting-a-move in the aisle in front of them. It only takes a second for this moment to pass before it’s overshadowed by the realization that this respected dance-machine is ushering you out of the banality of your life and showing you something truly unique and heartwarming.

2) Ace Burpee

3) Sam Katz


98. Coolest Person
1) Ace Burpee (Hot 103)
   
He’s here, he’s there, he’s everywhere and he’s pretty awesome, too. The program director/morning man at Hot 103 has become Winnipeg’s go-to event MC, charitable spokesperson and most visible citizen through sheer force of personality. The fact he’s also a really nice guy just makes him even cooler.

2) Big Will (Streetz)

3) Dancing Gabe

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