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Sex, Love & Lust

Uptown's Sex, Love & Lust survey 2012

  • By: UPTOWN STAFF
  • 20/01/2012 12:20 PM

Have you ever wondered how your own particular sexual proclivities compare to those of random strangers?

Yeah, us, too -- which is why we're asking you to share all your dirty little secrets with us (confidentially, of course) by filling out the survey below. It will also be available in the printed edition of Uptown for those who prefer a more, uh, hands-on approach.

We'll be publishing the results on March 22 as part of a special Sex in the City issue so you can read for yourself about all the kinky things your friends and neighbours have been up to.

Don't be shy, folks -- we already know Uptown readers are some of the sexiest people in Winnipeg (and we're not just saying that to sweettalk you into participating). Now, we want details!

1. How old are you?
Under 18
18 to 24
25 to 35
36 to 45
46 to 55
56 or older
2. What's your gender?
Male
Female
Other:
3. What's your sexual orientation?
Straight
Straight with the occasional same-sex encounter
Gay/lesbian
Bisexual
Undecided
Other:
4. What's your current relationship status?
Single
Casually dating someone
Casually dating multiple people
Seriously dating someone
Married or living with someone
Other:
5. If you're in a relationship, is it a monogamous one?
Yes
No
Outwardly yes, but secretly no
It depends:
6. Are you happy with your current relationship?
Yes, it's great, we're so happy we can hardly stand it
No, it sucks (and not in the good way)
Sometimes
It depends:
7. Where did you first learn about sex?
From:
8. At what age did you lose your virginity?
16 or under
17 to 19
20 to 25
25 to 30
I'm still a virgin
9. How many sexual partners have you had thus far?
One
Five or less
10 or less
20 or less
30 or less
More than 30
Way more than 30. Like, so many more that I can't even remember
10. How many times do you have sex in a typical month?
Once a day or more
Several times a week
Once a week
Several times a month
I'm lucky if I hook up once a month
11. How many times do you masturbate in a typical month?
Once a day or more
Several times a week
Once a week
Several times a month
I don't masturbate and here's why:
12. What's the shortest amount of time you've known someone before having sex with them?
A few weeks
Three dates
Less than a week
A few hours
Other:
13. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Yes
No
Sort of:
14. What constitutes "slutty" behavior?
Having sex with more than 30 people in a lifetime
Having sex with more than 30 people in a month
Having sex with more than one person in one night
Having sex with more than one person at a time
There's no such thing as a slut, so quit with the judgement, OK?
Other:
15. What's the most sexually adventurous thing you've tried?
16. Did you like it?
Yes
No
Well, let me tell you:
17. Have you ever had sex while drunk and/or high?
Yes, often
Yes, once or twice
No
18. If yes, what were you on?
19. Have you ever been in love?
Yes
No
Sort of:
20. If yes, how did you know?
21. How important is love and/or romance when it comes to sex?
Very important - it makes things way better
It's nice but it's not a requirement for a good shag
Love and sex have very little to do with each other
22. Have you ever watched/looked at porn?
Yes, frequently
Yes, once in a while
Yes, once
No
23. If yes, what were/are your thoughts on it?
I found/find it arousing
I found/find it fascinating and educational
I found/find it exploitative and creepy
I found/find it disgusting and demeaning
Meh. I didn't feel anything, either way
24. What's the biggest lie you ever told to get laid?
I said:
I don't lie
25. What's your favourite sexual position (and why)?
26. What's your least-favourite sexual position (and why)?
27. Let's talk anal: Ever tried it?
Yes, love it, engage in it often
Sure, I'm up for some ass-play once in a while
Tried it once but never again
Never tried it but I'd like to
Never have, never will, and here's why:
28. If yes, did/do you give or receive, or do you mix it up?
29. Have you ever experimented with bondage and/or domination?
Yes, love it, engage in it often, especially:
Sure, who doesn't like being tied up once in a while
Tried it once but never again
Never tried it but I'd like to
Never have, never will, and here's why:
30.Period sex. Cool or not cool?
Cool
Not cool
31. Have you ever played with sex toys?
Yes, all the time, especially:
Yes, once in a while
Once, but never again
Never have but I'd like to
Never have, never will, and here's why:
32. Have you ever done something you weren't into because you knew it would please your partner?
Yes
No
33. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Yes:
No
34. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, by:
No
35. Do you use the Internet to find sexual partners?
Yes, frequently
Yes, once in a while
Sometimes, but not intentionally
No
36. Have you ever sexted someone?
Yes
No
What's sexting?
37. Have you ever sent sex pictures to someone using email or social networking sites?
Yes
No
38. Have you ever made a sex tape?
Yes
No (at least not that I'm aware of - why: what have you seen?)
39. Have you ever had an STI?
Yes:
No
I don't know, I haven't been tested
What's an STI?
40. When was the last time you were tested for an STI?
Less then six months ago
About a year ago
A few years ago
I've never been tested
41. Do you practice safer sex?
Yes, always
For penetration, yes, for oral no
Sometimes, it depends on:
No and here's why:
42. What's your preferred method of safer sex/birth control?
43. How important is having an orgasm to you?
Very important. Very, very important.
Not that important, so long as everyone has a good time.
44. What has to happen for you to have an orgasm?
Manual stimulation
Oral stimulation
Penetration
Other:
45. Have you ever had bad sex?
No
Any sex is good sex
Yes, it was awful because:
46. Have you ever been injured having sex?
No
Yes, and this is what happened:
47. What would stop you from having sex with someone?
48. How do your groom your pubic hair?
Neatly trimmed
Landing strip
Full bush
49. Who is your ultimate fantasy partner
50. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Yes. Oh yes... Oh yes, yes, yes, yesyesyesyes! Oh God, yes! YES! YES!
Sure, once or twice
Never have
51. Have you ever cheated on a partner?
Yes, I do it all the time.
Yes, once
Never have
52. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes
Not that I know of
53. Have you every paid for sexual services?
Yes
No
54. Have you ever stayed in a bad relationship because the sex was that good?
Yes
No
Please refer to my answer to question 6
55. What's your best advice for someone who's just become sexually active?
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